Atenveldt Drinking Song Sung to: The Stonecutter Song from The Simpsons Words by: Lord Brian Ambrose O’Driscoll
To camping tourneys in the park, And all the Bucket after dark, Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To Estrellas that are cold and damp, As long as the high ground’s for your camp Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink To Site Tokens nice enough to keep To sounds of drums while drifting off to sleep Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink.
To seamstresses plying their trade, To Chiurgeons offering First Aid, Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To People who like to be Autocrats, And get their jollies herding cats Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To all those Volunteers giving hours, They did theirs now let’s go do ours! Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink.
To Michael of Moria’s Old Laundry, To Richard Ironsteed’s Telling a story, Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To City Meetings wearing tights, To Tournies featuring blindfold fights, Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To Tir Ysgathir’s being the first Barony, Even if it means rewriting History!! Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink.
To Helmets made from a Freon Tank, To hobbies that can drain the Bank, Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To Duct Tape that holds armor on, After you find your straps are gone, Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To Waterbearers and the treasures they hold, That Pickle’s worth its weight in gold! Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink.
To Twin Moons’ Middle Eastern Feast, It’s great fun to say the least, Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To Ered Sul’s holding of Highlands, To tournies down in the Burning Sands Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To Chocolate Revel when it comes in the Fall, Look at those treats, I could eat them all! Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink.
To Drummers and their wonderful sound, That brings the pretty Dancers around, Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To bards singing out upon the Lawn, To parties that go on til Dawn, Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To all the friends made over the years, To the brewers who made these beers! Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink.
To brand new garb finally complete To Art projects ready to complete, Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To Kilts that are worn regimentally And to the lasses who want to see! Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To what we’ve built over the years, To the hard work of all the peers! Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink.
To rapier fighters fighting swishy poke, Try it yourself you’ll find it’s no joke. Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To sword and Board, Greatsword and Spear, Teach all Atenveldt’s enemies to fear! Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To Atenveldt, Father of other Realms, To all the dents we have in our helms! Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink.
To Skullbend coming from Morbid starts, To Staghold and their giants hearts, Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To Black Rose, Frogwhip, and Langskip too, they always help the Barony through! Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To the Mighty Warriors of The Company, To the Thunder Brothers everywhere we see! Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink.
To new friends made as well as old, May they believe the tales they’re told, Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To the dancers that we love to see, In hopes they’ll give us their company, Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To all the friends we’vc lost over the years, Let us all now raise our beers! Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink.
To courts that always turn out screwy, To giving scrolls by Jennifer Trethewy, Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To the Society as a whole, To the Dream that is our goal, Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To Atenveldt born of humble birth, over the decades we’ve shown our worth! Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink.
To Trebuchets flinging their fruit, And to avoiding a Police Pursuit! Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To Tow Trucks pulled out of the Muck, To grocery shopping dressed as Friar Tuck, Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. To the one question we hear every day, Are you on your way to a play? Let’s Drink. Let’s Drink. |